"Gladys, you are too patient. You know, she is ALWAYS late, and she always has some stupid excuse. She really could budget her time so much better. We all are considerate of others time, why can't she be the same?"
"OMG! So sorry I am late again! Remember that good looking guy that I talked about last week? Well, he showed up this morning and offered to fix the dishwasher and then I made him some cookies...and, you know, one thing led to another and time just got away from me...Did I miss anything?"