The Gulls!

Many years ago, perhaps before some of you were born, there was a director that could terrify people with his movies. They still are somewhat thrilling when watched, although they do not have the blood and gore that makes one want to hurl nor do they have the psychopathic reality that makes you wonder if people are so crazy.   It does still have the horror.  The man's name was Alfred Hitchcock and one of those movies was "The Birds."  It was about an attack of birds on a small Northern California town, an attack that seemed to have no reason behind it which made it all the more terrifying.   The birds in my area have not seen this movie...thank goodness. 

Just stand and pretend she does not see you.  Don't move.  Patience is a virtue.

Its only the salad and wine.  Yuck!  Hope she is not on a diet!

Pretend you are waiting for someone.  "Oh, Hi, Evelyn, nice day for a fly about, isn't it?  Can't beat this fall weather!"

Walk ever so slowly and look every so sweet and gentle and maybe she will throw me that shrimp tail!

OMG, that looks so good!  I don't think I can control myself! Give her the 'cute' stare.

Look away...look away...she is getting ready to wave that napkin at you!

Patience....patience.

"Hey Freddie, this family has abandoned ship and they left hamburger buns!!"

"Outta my way, Dude.  I'm starving!"