Mr. B: Hey, babe, come over here and check this place out. It is already furnished!
Mrs. B (or babe): I don't think so. Look at this place. It is brand spanking new. Hasn't seen a tenant yet.
Mrs. B: I guess it could use a coat of paint.
Mr. B: But, babe, I do look so cool against this color! (He breaks into song.)
Mrs. B: (Looking at me with that glance that females share when their men-folk go off the deep end.)
Mrs. B: You can look just as handsome on this roof and it is easier to stand on. Besides there is more room inside.
Mr. B: There is plenty of room in here. Just let me show you, umph!
Mr. B: Hey, babe, where did you go? You should see the construction of the nest in here!